Monday, October 09, 2006

Matt Jordan: Master of the Radio Waves

Because controlling your bandwidth through his internet blog just wasn't enough, Matt Jordan of YANP also has his own radio show, so that he can bombard his signal directly into your brain.

"Thanks for listening to, THE RADIO. You are either poor, or in a car."
Patrick

Matt Jordan is attempting to monopolize every form of entertainment, every one of the body's senses, and there is nothing that we can do but concede to his might. Atleast until he tries his hand at the culinary arts, as I'm skeptical as to his abilities in that field. But for now, bow down to his glory, plebes.

The radio show in question takes place on 88.1 WRFL, the student radio station here at the University of Kentucky. The station used to pride itself in being "the only alternative left," but has since changed its mantra to, "MATT JORDAN!!!!" (followed by drooling). Until now, all those living outside the confines of Lexington had no opportunity of hearing these heavenly sounds, but thank God, because now all that has changed. The following is a feed which will allow you to listen to WRFL, from any place, and at any time.

Let there be light.

Now, WRFL is fine, but if you want the good stuff, and I'm talking about the Matt, then you'll need to tune in at exactly 2:00PM every monday. Oh and by the way, if you miss a show, Matt will know. No pressure.

Also, just in case there's someone out there that is still a non-believer, here's a sample playlist from today's show. You'll find him listed under the alias "mcjord2."

(solve this cube and you open the gate to hell)






5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear god.

where is the funny stuff?

i'm sure this is all very flattering to the people you're writing about, but when does it get FUNNY? WHEN?

4:42 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Is this supposed to be funny?

4:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Thanks for listening to, THE RADIO. You are either poor, or in a car."

Hahaha. I'm a DJ and that definitely made me laugh.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey. fuck you. but not janet.

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys suck. Why dont you ever post? Because you ran out of funny stuff to say? Because all you do is sit on couches with other bloggers? FUCK you guys I hope you rot

12:15 AM  

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