Paying Tribute to the "Jordan"

(Not actually Matt Jordan)

We all know that matt jordan of you ain't no picasso is hard to please. Once he makes a decision, well that's that. If he decides that he likes Captain D's better than Long John Silvers, well screw you Long John Silvers! Don't come cyring to me, you had your chance. This is exactly why it is so sad to see bands crawling on their hands and knees for him, attempting to regain some status in his honorable court. Take this excerpt from one of his latest posts for example:

The Fiery Furnaces have been on a quest to win back my love lately.

Give it up Fiery Furnaces! Matt Jordan is not just some bar that stamps your hand on the way out. Once you're gone, you're gone, and believe me, you're gone. I know this is hard to swallow, and it might even taste a little bitter going down, but you have to move on. He's in no mood for your games anymore. There are so many other bloggers out there, i'm sure one of them has to be just waiting to know you. So, please, for everybody's sake Fiery Furnaces, just let Matt go. Please, just let him go.

{MP3} The Fiery Furnaces - I'm in no mood

(Furnaces, ready for their walk of shame)