Floating through a world without Connor

(NOTHING)
by Nathaniel

It has come to our attention that iGIF's Connor is now posting at an exponentially greater rate than his counterpart Nathaniel. As a result, we decided to play a game of "It's a Wonderful Life" by imagining a world without Connor. As you may notice, it's freaking empty.

Now, any other half-ass blog would leave things at that, but here at igiP we're always trying to delve deeper into the issue at hand. The question isn't whether or not Nathaniel has given up on his own blog, it's why he's given up on his own blog. That is the question indeed, and there are so many possibilities. Is it too much time gallivanting off to myrtle beach with lady friends, sheer frustration with ez archive, too much celebrity too fast, fear of incorrect post citation, or shame over his mother's inadequate spaghetti sauce? While any of these answers are probable, the real answer, the truth of it, is one that we don't want to hear.

Maybe it's not that Nathaniel has forsaken us, but that we have forsaken him. Think about it. When the last time you said, "Hey Nathaniel, great post! It made my day!"? When was the last you said, "You know what Nathaniel, Connor's great, but you're the champ!"? When was the last time you even said, "Hi!"? For every "no" out there, we have all served to push Nathaniel another inch away, and only together, can we reel him back in. So next time you think, "when's Nathaniel posting again?" decide for yourself when you're gonna post for Nathaniel.

(Needs a hug)